An Austrian supermarket has been evacuated over fears of a banana-loving spider sighting that is capable of causing permanent erections in men.
The Penny shop in Krems an der Donau, a town 45 miles west of Vienna, has been closed since Tuesday after the store manager spotted an enormous four-inch black and red spider and called the fire brigade.
Emergency services fear the spider, still at large, may have been a highly venomous Brazilian Wandering Spider, which reaches Europe when it is tucked into bunches of bananas.
The arachnid is one of the planet’s most venomous and if it bites can kill in hours after causing hypothermia, blurred vision, convulsions and in some cases, erections.
An exterminator has been called and helpers have sealed all the banana crates in the store, but reports say the store will likely remain closed until next week.
A spokesperson for the Rewe retail group said that “comprehensive cleaning and disinfection measures” are now underway to prepare the store for reopening.
“The erection is a side effect that everybody who gets stung by this spider will experience along with the pain and discomfort,” Romulo Leite of the Medical College of Georgia told Live Science. “We’re hoping eventually this will end up in the development of real drugs for the treatment of erectile dysfunction.”